Tunde Too Short
A song made by Dare
Tunde Too Short
A song made by Dare
Intro
Eh eh, Tunde! My guy!
You no see your own height? Abi you dey kampe?
Verse 1
Tunde enter room, everybody wan laugh
E short like pencil wey don break in half
Eko ile, we call him "Shorty T"
Walk up to mirror, na him own reflection dey confuse am, see?
E dey wear platform shoes every single day
Looking for step to climb just to reach eye-level way
Chale, your head no reach my shoulder wey I dey bend
Wahala! Omo, when you go find where you end?
Chorus
Tunde, Tunde, too short, too short!
Tunde, Tunde, short o!
We go need telescope make we see your future, abi?
Tunde, Tunde, too short, too short!
Broda, get some ginger!
Verse 2
E dey jump jump jump just to reach the top shelf
Animal movie character, "Ant" - that's himself
At the club, he disappear inside the crowd
People stepping over him, e no even get vexed now
Say "Tunde, how body?" He say "I dey kampe"
On God, this boy shorter than him own ambition, innit?
See this one oh! E no dey shame at all at all
Happy birthday Tunde - at least you dey stand small!
Outro
Tunde! Tunde! Too short!
No cap, we love you still sha!
Eh eh!
