Office Life

Intro

Yo, nine to five wahala, na the office life, abi?

Verse 1

Wake up in the morning, press the admin computer

Waiting for the screen, e dey move like a tortoise

See this one oh, the system freeze again

I no fit vex, na Nigeria style, we dey manage

Call the photoboy, "Abeg, twenty copies!"

Laminating machine dey hot-hot like pepper

Fold am nice nice, make am sharp sharp

The boss no go question the quality, sharply done

Chorus

Office life, office life, na so we dey roll

Press computer, copy paper, laminate and scroll

Office life, office life, e no easy but we strong

Blogging all day, working all night, where I belong

Verse 2

Type the email, send am go nowhere

Waiting for reply, na five hours later

Lunch break come, go chop some rice and stew

Come back sit down, more wahala waiting

Blog post ready, write am with style

SEO optimization, make am search rank high

Hit publish button, hope say people go read

Work done finish, but tomorrow na same thing again

Chorus

Office life, office life, na so we dey roll

Press computer, copy paper, laminate and scroll

Office life, office life, e no easy but we strong

Blogging all day, working all night, where I belong

Outro

E choke! Office life!

See you tomorrow, nine AM sharp sharp!