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Mukwai Jokes Only

A song made by Mathews Mulemi

Mukwai Jokes Only

A song made by Mathews Mulemi

Ayy, mukwai!

Boza vibes!

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Mukwai listen, I got stories for days

Life in Lusaka got me laughing always

Seen a broda trip on air, nothing there

E just fall flat, mwaiseni, I swear!

Taxi driver cursing at the nyama choma spot

Said the chicken tough like rubber, yoh, that's hot

Auntie selling fritters, price change every hour

She say inflation, but mukwai, that's power!

Boza! Something funny, something sweet

We just laugh till we can't feel our feet

Mukwai! Life's a joke, we don't compete

Zambia comedy, can't be beat!

Cousin borrowed my phone, returned it at 2%

Said he charged it, yoh, where the charge went?

Neighbor's rooster thinks it's a DJ

Crowing at midnight, ayy, no delay!

Nshima vendor said my order too small

I said mukwai, this economy and all

Bus conductor fighting over one kwacha change

We just watching like it's free exchange!

Boza! Something funny, something sweet

We just laugh till we can't feel our feet

Mukwai! Life's a joke, we don't compete

Zambia comedy, can't be beat!

Yoh!

Mukwai, we too funny!

Boza till we drop!

Ayy!

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