Baby I Nearly Marry Your Car

Yoh! Eish

See this thing that happen to me oh

Sharp sharp, let me tell you

I was walking down the street, minding my business

Then I see this ride pull up, shining like Christmas

Benz gleaming in the sun, tinted windows dark

I'm thinking "nice whip" until she step out the car

Haibo! My heart nearly stop right there

Beauty so deadly, I forget how to stare

The way she move, the way she glow

I nearly propose to the vehicle though

I was ready to pay lobola for the Benz

Until I see her face and my whole world spin

Now I'm standing there looking like a fool

Trying to find the words but I'm losing my cool

Baby I nearly marry your car (eish!)

Before I see how beautiful you are (yoh!)

The way you stepping out got me shook

One glance from you, that's all it took

Baby I nearly marry your car (haibo!)

But you shine brighter than any star

Forget the ride, you're the prize for real

You got me feeling things I can't conceal

So I walk up, trying to play it smooth

But my tongue tied up, I can't find my groove

She smile at me, I nearly faint

This girl too fine, my words justaint

I say "excuse me miss, can we talk small?

Your beauty so bright it make the sun feel dull"

She laugh, she say "is that your best line?"

I say "baby give me time, I'll blow your mind"

We exchange numbers right there on the spot

I'm thinking to myself, jackpot!

Sho, I might've loved the whip at first sight

But you're the real treasure, you're my light

Baby I nearly marry your car (sharp!)

Before I see how beautiful you are (poa!)

The way you stepping out got me shook

One glance from you, that's all it took

Baby I nearly marry your car (eish!)

But you shine brighter than any star

Forget the ride, you're the prize for real

You got me feeling things I can't conceal

Yoh yoh yoh

Baby you're the one

Sharp sharp

Nearly married the wrong thing!