Mr. Gbaruon the Brain

Omo! Who send me come this PHY 101?

Mr. Gbaruon don show!

Mr. Gbaruon, broda you too sabi

Your brain sharp like razor blade e dey scary

You dey teach us Newton like say na small thing

But exam time, wahala go begin

Question one go scatter person brain

Question two go cause me serious pain

E be like say you get PhD for wahala

Your exam paper no be here oh baba

Gbaruon! Gbaruon! The question killer

E choke! Your brain too sharp we no fit cope

Gbaruon! Gbaruon! Oga professor

Abeg sir! Make the exam easy small na!

Gbaruon the genius, omo e don do!

Your question go wound person sotey e go show

Gbaruon the brain, we hail you sha

But sir abeg, mercy on exam day!

For class you dey explain everything clear

But exam paper go make person fear

Wetin you teach us no be wetin you set

Na advanced level question we go get

Physics wey suppose simple, you go complicate

Student go dey cry, some go dey wait

You too intelligent, e dey show for your face

But sir, our future dey your hand oh, no waste!

Gbaruon! Gbaruon! The question killer

E choke! Your brain too sharp we no fit cope

Gbaruon! Gbaruon! Oga professor

Abeg sir! Make the exam easy small na!

Gbaruon the genius, omo e don do!

Your question go wound person sotey e go show

Gbaruon the brain, we hail you sha

But sir abeg, mercy on exam day!

See this one oh! Mr. Gbaruon we love you sha

But abeg, show us small mercy!

Wahala!