Tosin Diploma Wahala

Intro

Ey, Tosin Diploma, see this one oh!

Twenty years na, still dey kampe!

Verse 1

Tosin my broda, we don dey together since '04

But your name na lie, you no get sense more

Diploma on your chest, but na fake certificate

E choke! Every day you dey form like you get aesthetic

You reach office late, talk say traffic don scatter

We all know na your bed don turn you to a martyr

Your brain no work, na Google be your real teacher

And your cooking skills? Omo, person no fit reach ya!

You stingy pass, when food arrive you dey count

Your own money na your money, ours na community account

See this one oh! No cap, on God!

Chorus

Tosin Diploma (Tosin Diploma!)

Wahala incarnate (wahala!)

Twenty years we've been brothers (brothers!)

But you still dey form (form form!)

Tosin Diploma (Tosin!)

Your name is your problem (problem!)

We laugh at your ginger (hahaha!)

E no dey shame at all!

Verse 2

Your phone na Nokia, your car na Lagos stress

You claim you get money but your pockets getting less

Promise your girl Valentine, but you buy bread and butter

She say "Tosin you wicked," you just dey stutter

Your fashion sense dead, your shoes don retire

Your confidence high but your wallet on fire

Who send you message? You take three days reply

But when you need favor, you call me severally, shy

Thunder fire your excuses! No gree for that nonsense

But sha, we still love you despite your foolishness

Chorus

Tosin Diploma (Tosin Diploma!)

Wahala incarnate (wahala!)

Twenty years we've been brothers (brothers!)

But you still dey form (form form!)

Tosin Diploma (Tosin!)

Your name is your problem (problem!)

We laugh at your ginger (hahaha!)

E no dey shame at all!

Outro

Tosin Diploma, we still got your back though

E choke! Twenty years na, abeg no vex!

We dey here for you, always, my broda forever!

Shey you dey mad? Hahaha!