My Forehead Don Blow

Intro

Eh, my guy, see wetin happen to my head o!

Verse 1

I wake up every morning, mirror dey lie to me

Pillow full of my hair, omo, this ain't destiny

My barber he dey laugh, say "Oga, make we fade am clear"

I used to be fine boy, now my forehead take premiere

My wig collection growing faster than my bank account

I dey calculate if I can afford the transplant route

My mama say "don't worry, you look just like your papa"

But papa head shiny shiny, like he rub it with shea butter

Chorus

My forehead, my forehead, e don become landing strip

My forehead, my forehead, hairline dey take a trip

From the crown to the front, omo the war is real

But I swagger still dey stay, this is how I feel!

E choke! Wahala! See this one!

Verse 2

I'm investing in hats now, fitted cap my best friend

Baseball caps and turbans, this foolishness no end

My edges running from me like I owe am money

But I dey laugh am off, turn my pain into something funny

Generation baldness, abi it's just my cross to bear?

We're receding together, me and all my thin hair

I own my shine now, no cap, I'm the G.O.A.T.

Even if my hairline writing me a parting note

Chorus

My forehead, my forehead, e don become landing strip

My forehead, my forehead, hairline dey take a trip

From the crown to the front, omo the war is real

But I swagger still dey stay, this is how I feel!

Wahala! No cap! Omo!

Outro

My forehead don blow, and I'm living my best life

Shiny head, big dreams, that's the vibe!

E choke!