Kabusa Hub Madness
A song made by ASCO
Kabusa Hub Madness
A song made by ASCO
Intro
Ey, Kabusa Hub incoming!
Abeg, who send us?
Verse 1
Kabusa Hub WhatsApp, e dey craze!
Thirty people dey reason for one place
Morning time, na "good morning" competition
Everybody wan show their ambition
One guy dey send prayer at 5 AM
Another one dey ask "wetin we chop for breakfast, shem?"
Politics wahala, football drama
Someone tag the whole group call am "mama"
Chats dey flood like NEPA give light
Thirty notifications in the middle of night
Person type long thing, nobody wan read
But everybody go react with fire emoji head
Chorus
Kabusa Hub, e don scatter scatter!
Everybody dey ginger, nobody can fatter
One man one message, make fifty reply
Who get time? Kabusa Hub, bye bye bye!
Kabusa Hub, e no get meaning!
Person just dey laugh at the whole thing
Verse 2
Admin dey warn "no politics here"
But everybody dey argue like they no hear
One sista dey sell wig, another sell cake
One guy say "my business better, no fake"
Person post joke at 2 AM
Everybody laugh till they lose their zen
Someone dey teach phone trick, "see this hack"
Another one dey say "na scam, call am back!"
Birthday shout out, na whole ceremony
Everybody dey form like they know person's story
One guy dey send voice note, twenty minute long
Person just dey skip it, say "nah, that's too strong!"
Chorus
Kabusa Hub, e don scatter scatter!
Everybody dey ginger, nobody can fatter
One man one message, make fifty reply
Who get time? Kabusa Hub, bye bye bye!
Kabusa Hub, make I no laugh!
Everybody dey form like them get staff
Outro
Aye! Kabusa Hub legend!
No cap, na true talk!
Ey, who go read all this message?
Abeg, make una rest!
*Laughter and ad-libs fade*
