Monday Morning Wahala
A song made by Tunde Ademuyiwa
Monday Morning Wahala
A song made by Tunde Ademuyiwa
Intro
Ey, Monday mornin' sef! E choke!
Danfo driver no dey see person!
Verse 1
Alarm clock don ring by five, I jump from bed
Generator still dey run, light bill turn my head red
Abeg make I brush teeth quick, no time for style
Toast and tea for breakfast — chai, e no go last a while
Danfo by the corner packed like sardines tin
Person pikin dey push me, asking "wetin go happen?!"
Okada man dey smile, say "madam, fifty naira"
I laugh and run, my bag dey fly like I'm in area
Chorus
Monday morning wahala, no transport to dey go
Bus driver shouting "last last!" but we all know he no go
Traffic on the express, sweat dey pour like rain
But we go reach office sharp-sharp, no pain no gain sef!
Wahala, wahala — e don turn to normal life
Monday morning madness, Lagos go cut you like knife!
Verse 2
Arrive at office quarter to nine, my boss dey wait
"Why you come late again?" — I say "na danfo mate!"
Computer no dey turn on, IT guy on leave
Two hundred emails waiting — omo, I no believe!
Coffee dey cold already, meeting start in five
Power cut just cut, generator no dey revive
Poor me, abi I do this thing for life?
Monday morning go still turn me to someone's wife!
Chorus
Monday morning wahala, no transport to dey go
Bus driver shouting "last last!" but we all know he no go
Traffic on the express, sweat dey pour like rain
But we go reach office sharp-sharp, no pain no gain sef!
Wahala, wahala — e done turn to normal life
Monday morning madness, Lagos go cut you like knife!
Outro
See this one oh! Monday no get liver!
Danfo driver, na you be the real survivor!
E choke! On God! — we dey manage am jara!
