A song made by M. O. S
A song made by M. O. S
Chai! E be like say wahala don come oh!
Everybody gather, make I tell una wetin happen!
I wake up for morning, check my account balance
I say today na today, the moni go enter
I don count am already, I don share am finish
Landlady dey wait, nepa bill dey pending
My guy for canteen say "broda come chop first"
I tell am say "no worry, salary go drop"
I don promise my mama, I don promise my babe
Everybody dey wait, e be like say na me be Dangote
But the salary never drop oh! (Hah!)
E never enter account, wetin I go do?
The salary never drop oh! (Wahala!)
Bank dey laugh at me, balance say zero!
Salary never drop oh! (Who send me?)
I don embarrass myself, chai!
Salary never drop oh!
Na to dey hide my face be that!
I check am for 6am, nothing dey
I check am for 12 noon, still empty
I come call HR, them say "oga relax"
Meanwhile landlady don knock my door
She say "broda where my money?"
I say "madam abeg, network dey slow"
My guy for canteen don dey vex sef
Say "na you sabi, no food for credit again!"
But the salary never drop oh! (E choke!)
E never enter account, wetin I go do?
The salary never drop oh! (Omo!)
Bank dey mock me, balance say zero!
Salary never drop oh! (See this one!)
I don embarrass myself, chai!
Salary never drop oh!
Na to dey pray be that!
Somebody tell my oga say e no dey fair at all!
Next month I go collect advance! (No cap!)
E don do!