E Choke Life

Intro

Ey, e choke! E choke!

Life na small thing o!

Verse 1

I wake up this morning, NEPA don steal my light

Generator drinking fuel like I get oil well

I check my bank account, only two naira dey inside

Abeg which kain wahala be this one na?

My woman say cook jollof rice

I burn the pot, burn the food, burn my finger too

She laugh till she cry, say "kai, this man no get sense"

I say "baby, na cooking class I never go"

Chorus

E choke! Life na comedy show!

We dey laugh even when we broke!

E choke! See this one oh!

Naija life turn am all to joke!

E choke! E choke! Omo, e choke!

Verse 2

I go to market, agbero want my money twice

Danfo driver dey drive like he own Lagos road

I slip on banana skin, fall for everybody eyes

Now my pride and my ego dey on the floor

My friend text me "bro, you dey come?"

I say "yeah I dey come now now"

I arrive three hours later

He say "now now" don become "later later"

Chorus

E choke! Life na comedy show!

We dey laugh even when we broke!

E choke! See this one oh!

Naija life turn am all to joke!

E choke! E choke! Omo, e choke!

Outro

Wahala! No be small thing!

But we still dey smile sha!

E choke! Eh, e choke!