For Class Wey Dey Burst Brain

Yeah yeah, make we enter class o

Rules wey go shock you, e dey kampe!

You fit chew pencil but no chew gum o

You fit sleep for desk but no snore like drum o

You fit wear pant for head like say na hat

But if you fart for class, omo you don scatter flat!

You fit draw teacher face for your book back

But no dance azonto when lesson dey lack

You fit whisper answer to your paddy for back

But if you laugh too loud, koboko go crack!

For class, for class, wetin you fit do? (Eh!)

Some things na yes, some things na woo! (Chai!)

For class, for class, sense must dey show (Yeah!)

If you misbehave, dem go commot you! (Oya!)

You fit use ruler make swordfight small small

But no break window when you dey play ball

You fit count ceiling when lesson dey bore

But if you climb ceiling, dem go show you door!

You fit scratch yansh when mosquito bite

But no pick your nose put am for desk, e no right!

You fit yarn say you wan visit toilet quick

But if you run comot go play, punishment thick!

For class, for class, wetin you fit do? (Eh!)

Some things na yes, some things na woo! (Chai!)

For class, for class, sense must dey show (Yeah!)

If you misbehave, dem go commot you! (Oya!)

Na so classroom rules be o, no dulling

Follow am well well, your future dey calling! (Sheesh!)