My Snoring King

Intro

Omo, this man dey snore like generator oh!

But I still love am sha.

Verse 1

Baba come home, lay him head on pillow

Then the noise start—sounds like wounded buffalo

Krrr-krrr-krrr, the whole house dey shake

Neighbor think we get chainsaw for bedroom, abeg!

His mouth open like he catch fish

Sound reach the parlor, reach the kitchen

I go nudge am, he turn to the other side

Then the symphony start again—wahala!

But when I think to leave this man

His smile dey warm my heart, no lie

Cannot trade am, no way, no how

Even if him snore like thunder, I stay.

Chorus

My snoring king, you scatter my sleep

But you own my soul, you go deep

You the only one, no competition

Even your snore na my addiction

My snoring king, you drive me mad

But without you my world go bad

I no fit trade you for the world

You my forever boy, my everything, my man.

Verse 2

Friend dem say "sister, why you still dey stay?"

I say "you no understand—he my jara, my bae"

Yes, the snoring painful, no cap

But his love dey cover all of that

When him hold me, all the noise disappear

His heartbeat become my lullaby dear

So let him snore, let him make noise

I go buy earplugs and rejoice

Cause this man na my ride or die

Snoring and all, till the day I die.

Chorus

My snoring king, you scatter my sleep

But you own my soul, you go deep

You the only one, no competition

Even your snore na my addiction

My snoring king, you drive me mad

But without you my world go bad

I no fit trade you for the world

You my forever boy, my everything, my man.

Outro

Snoring king, I love you too much oh!

E choke! You na my person forever.

Haaa, this man and him snore—chai!