Same Girl Syndrome

Chai... see wahala oh

Every Sunday e go text

Same thing, same thing

Monday to Saturday, my phone no ring

I dey check am every minute, e no bring anything

But Sunday morning, like clockwork e go come

"Same girl" - that's all the message wey e send come

Wetin be same? Abeg make am explain

E no fit call? E no fit use him brain?

My heart dey break small small, I no fit lie

I dey love person wey dey treat me like Wi-Fi

Same girl, same girl

Na only that one e sabi talk

Same girl, same girl

But Monday to Saturday e go ghost walk

Omo, this love don tire me oh

I no fit do again, e don do

Same girl syndrome, e choke!

My friends dey tell me say make I comot

But person pikin, love no be just like that

Six days of silence, one day of "same girl"

Abi na me be the only woman for this world?

I deserve better than weekend hello

I deserve person wey go text me well oh

Not somebody wey think say two words go do

Broda, if you dey play, I go comot too

Same girl, same girl

Na only that one e sabi talk

Same girl, same girl

But Monday to Saturday e go ghost walk

Omo, this love don tire me oh

I no fit do again, e don do

Same girl syndrome, e choke!

Next Sunday when you text "same girl"

You go see say this girl don disappear

Chai!