Where My Money Dey

Chai! E choke oh!

Wetin dey happen?

I don work tire, sweat dey my face

Now I wan collect my money for this place

I dey check my phone, I dey check my mail

But the money no show, e be like fairy tale

I don send message, I don call their line

They say "wait small", e don pass long time

Abeg oh, make una tell me true true

How person go collect wetin him don do?

So how I go withdraw my earnings oh?

My pocket dey cry, e dey give me warning oh!

Make una show me the way, I no wan dey stress

Where my money dey? Abeg confess!

So how I go withdraw my earnings oh?

This thing don tire me, no be small thing oh!

I wan chop, I wan flex, I wan pay my bills

Somebody biko show me the skills!

They talk say click here, they talk say fill form

My head don dey spin like thunderstorm

Minimum balance, processing fee

All these grammar dey confuse me

Wahala! Person pikin wey work legit

Now e be like I dey beg for my own shit

If na juju, make una tell me straight

How I go collect before e too late?

So how I go withdraw my earnings oh?

My pocket dey cry, e dey give me warning oh!

Make una show me the way, I no wan dey stress

Where my money dey? Abeg confess!

So how I go withdraw my earnings oh?

This thing don tire me, no be small thing oh!

I wan chop, I wan flex, I wan pay my bills

Somebody biko show me the skills!

Ah ahn! Somebody hold me oh!

My money don do disappearing act!

Wahala!