My Dog's A Legend

Yeah, let me tell y'all 'bout my dog (skrrt)

This ain't your average story, no cap

My dog think he run the whole crib, yeah

Barking at the mailman like he doing a bid

Stealing food off the counter when I turn around (uh)

Then he looking innocent when evidence is found

He chewed up my Jordans, destroyed my couch (sheesh)

But he give me them puppy eyes, I can't even pout

Sleeping on my bed, taking up all the space

Snoring so loud, shaking the whole place

My dog's a legend, yeah he really is (let's go)

Acting like he pay the bills in this crib

My dog's a legend, got me looking like a fool

But I love that little guy, he really just too cool (yeah, yeah)

He bark at his own shadow, scared of his reflection (uh)

But act all tough when the neighbors show affection

Chasing squirrels that he never gonna catch (skrrt)

Running into walls, man, there ain't no match

Eating grass then throwing up on my carpet (gang)

Every single walk turning into a target

He the king of this house and he know it's true

Got me wrapped around his paw, what I'm supposed to do? (no cap)

My dog's a legend, yeah he really is (let's go)

Acting like he pay the bills in this crib

My dog's a legend, got me looking like a fool

But I love that little guy, he really just too cool (yeah, yeah)

That's my dog right there (yeah)

Legendary status, it's lit